What do you mean you don't know who Brian Tindell is?!

Every footy fan on the web now knows Brian and his ex Sarah, and their mate Pete and the bird from Boots in Watford called Emma!

Better than any hoax or story that has done the rounds ever before, the story of Brian Tindell is a classic.

To cut a long story short, it all started on a Watford FC message board with Sarah "Bimbo83" wanting to tell all the Watford fans about what a two timing cretin Brian was. And it involves getting it on with a goat in Greece and passing on not too pleasant diseases!

It has now turned into a new football phenomenen with millions of footy fans from all over the world posting messges and joining in the saga. You can even buy the t-shirts already.

Chants are being sorted for the first game of the season, and seeing as Leicester are playing Watford we need to be ready in case Brian is there. Or the goat.

If you want to read the whole classic story and posts from footy fans around the world check out the message board on the Watford site "Big Watford Love". Football humour at it's best.

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